"w is not a vowel"
- every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
god dammit(via smallish-giraffe)
jokes Americans won’t get
why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???
didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS
what the fuck is wrong with all of you
What is that?
It’s called a star puzzle. It’s basically impossible to figure out. You have to put all of the pieces back together to form a perfect star. But the origin of it is um, kind of a romantic tale. There was this young prince who wanted to win the heart of the fairest maiden in the land. So he climbed to the top of the tallest tower in the kingdom and he caught a falling star for her. Unfortunately he was so excited he dropped it and it smashed into all of these pieces, so he frantically put it back together again to prove his undying love to her and he succeeded, and they lived happily ever after.