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substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

destiellica:

carry-on-my-otp:

dirkology:

dirkology:

dirkology:

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

found my mom burning on the celing, so he vouched to find the thing that killed her, and so me and my brother grew up on the road and was taught how to kill monsters

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: image


mom:  you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me:  excuse me where do you think these chips came from
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Get to know me meme: favorite male characters

9th doctor (Doctor Who)

You were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I.”

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

nemithine:

This would incite me to murder.

destiellica:

carry-on-my-otp:

dirkology:

dirkology:

dirkology:

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

found my mom burning on the celing, so he vouched to find the thing that killed her, and so me and my brother grew up on the road and was taught how to kill monsters

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

adriandim:

nice-wig-janis:

there is hope for everyone, don’t give up yet

Check out all the other celebs that used to be ugly ducklings!!!!
YOU WILL BE SHOCKED!!!

I can’t believe Taylor Swift used to look like this! HAHA

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: lovelylops]

poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: image

mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from